On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family… 2012年的一个夜(🏆)晚(🚎)，自(🎣)幼在某孤(gū )儿(ér )院长(🚮)大(🥍)(dà )的敦也（山田凉(💓)介(🎬) 饰）、翔太(tài )（村(🔊)上(🔂)(shàng )虹(hóng )郎(láng ) 饰）和幸(💄)平（宽一郎 饰）对(duì(🚡) )某(📡)女企(qǐ )业(yè )家(jiā )实(🐔)施(🈁)了(🚍)抢劫，由于汽车意(✈)外抛(🚯)锚，他(tā )们(men )仓皇逃(táo )到(📕)了(👏)一家早已关张的杂(🛰)货(🚔)店(diàn )内(nèi )躲(duǒ )藏。这(zhè(🐅) )家名为浪矢杂货店的(👉)铺子此前(qián )由(yóu )风趣(🕢)和(🌐)(hé(🕉) )善的老人浪矢雄(💖)治(🚙)（(⛹)西田敏行(háng ) 饰(shì )）经(🎖)营(⛱)(yíng )，数十年前他出于(😔)玩(🚧)笑帮小朋(péng )友(yǒu )们(🔙)解(🐿)答(dá )各种困扰，后来名(🍰)气越来越大(dà )，以至(zhì(📲) )于(🆔)(yú )有(yǒu )人专程向他(🍙)咨(😯)询(⚾)人生中的难(nán )题(🕑)。本(bě(🎎)n )来(lái )从(cóng )1980年就该沉寂(😑)的(🏮)店铺，却在三人闯进(😵)(jì(🌺)n )来(lái )后(hòu )收到了(le )烦恼(🕠)咨询信。随后敦也等人(🌂)(rén )发(fā )现(xiàn )，这些(xiē )信(🦁)件(💱)竟(😈)然来自遥远的过(🔔)去(🍂)。神(😄)(shén )秘(mì )的夜晚(wǎn )，迷途(🔆)青(👈)年执笔为他人排忧(🔱)解(🍏)(jiě )难(nán )，他们(men )的命运(😓)和(🌙)这家解忧杂货店紧紧(🔨)(jǐn )联(lián )系在了(le )一起…(🖼)…(🌰) 90后单身多金男宋子(🦒)明(🙃)(mí(💺)ng )有一身(shēn )非(fēi )凡(👃)(fán )的(💫)武功，却是一枚现实生(😘)活(♿)(huó )中如假(jiǎ )包(bāo )换(🖋)(huà(💭)n )的娘炮。为和朋友们打(📈)赌，宋子明(míng )隐(yǐn )瞒(má(🧛)n )自己多(duō )金且会武功(💗)的(🚡)秘(🍓)密，应聘到(dào )健(jià(✌)n )身(🎽)(shē(🔋)n )馆追求(qiú )心仪女教练(🈵)黄飞并有幸成为其(qí(📜) )特(🛡)(tè )别助理(lǐ )。宋子明(♓)和(🈹)伙伴小胖接受黄飞(fē(💛)i )和(hé )同事陈(chén )艳几近(👠)残酷的训练，糗事不断(📠)(duà(🍖)n )，笑(🚊)料连(lián )连……为(🕖)黄飞(🥛)受伤住院，与小(xiǎo )伙伴(🌴)们(🙂)(men )一(yī )起(qǐ )解救被拐(🚑)儿(🏓)童，打败黑龙平(píng )息健(🚳)身(shēn )馆(guǎn )老(lǎo )板方成(✡)的江湖恩怨，宋子明勇(🥪)敢(🕣)机(⌛)(jī )智(zhì )的(de )表现赢(😄)(yí(🎉)ng )得(♑)了黄飞的好感。青春激(😭)荡(dàng )，活(huó )力四射(shè )，宋(🦗)子(🌶)明收获了爱情，与小(🥤)伙(🏖)(huǒ )伴(bàn )们一起(qǐ )实现(☔)了创业梦想，功夫娘炮(🎩)最(zuì )终(zhōng )一炮打(dǎ )响(💾)。 A formal Naval officer is forced into piloting a Narco submarine for a Mexican drug cartel looking to move a big load of cocaine. In a single afternoon a man comes to grips with the power of his past when his estranged family becomes tangled in its web. A romantic thriller that explores the emotional aftermath of a one-night stand (and the inherent risks of hook-up culture) as a lonely man imagines what life might be like with a mysterious stranger he picks up on the New York City subway. 90后(💟)单(🌫)身多金男宋子明(🍹)有一(🕒)(yī )身(shēn )非凡的(de )武功，却(⚫)是(🏩)一枚现实生活中如(💛)(rú(🚓) )假包换(huàn )的(de )娘(niáng )炮。为(✈)和朋友们打赌，宋子(zǐ(♋) )明隐瞒(mán )自(zì )己(jǐ )多(♎)金(🈶)且会武功的秘密，应(🌩)聘(🔬)到(💚)健身(shēn )馆(guǎn )追(zhuī )求心(✖)仪(yí )女教练黄飞并有(👴)幸(🏦)成为其特(tè )别(bié )助(🏣)(zhù(🤥) )理。宋(sòng )子明和伙伴小(🛹)胖接受黄飞和同(tóng )事(🔔)(shì )陈艳几(jǐ )近残酷的(🌛)训(🔢)练(💻)，糗事不断，笑(xiào )料(🤵)(liào )连(🌑)连……为黄飞受伤住(🔚)院(📎)，与小伙伴(bàn )们(men )一起(🚚)解(🐾)(jiě )救被拐儿童，打败黑(🙍)龙平息健(jiàn )身馆老(lǎ(🌲)o )板(bǎn )方(fāng )成的江湖恩(🔡)怨(🕘)，宋子明勇敢机智的(🍵)(de )表(🦂)(biǎ(🏵)o )现(xiàn )赢得了黄飞的好(➗)感。青春激荡，活(huó )力(lì(💩) )四(❓)(sì )射，宋(sòng )子明收获(👚)了(🚷)爱情，与小伙伴们(men )一(yī(🐂) )起实现(xiàn )了创业梦想(🔐)，功夫娘炮最终一(yī )炮(😊)(pà(🕍)o )打(🌰)响。